Punk Rock Girl

Friday, May 29, 2009

Poop

Okay, so I am going to guess that you can figure out what this is all about just by reading the title. So here's the "back" story; no pun intended!! Sam, such a sweetie, puts Delilah to bed in nada but a diaper. Now, normally this would have been no cause for concern. It's been insanely hot here recently and rather than run the A/C all night, we just let the kids sleep naked. So, he puts her to bed, she goes down fine...all is well until I wake up at 5:30am to hear a screaming baby...I rush in thinking that Molly tried to climb in bed with her again, to find that she had somehow managed to get her poopy diaper off and it was ALL OVER THE PLACE!! I am talking crib, her, sheets, bumper pad, you name it..it had poop on it! YEAH ME!! Now I don't have a super sensitive stomach, but this made me nauseous! So i rip her out of bed, while attempting to not vmoit or get poop all over me, while she is screaming run into the bathroom and "toss" her into the shower. And guess where Sam is while all this is going on....that's right In Bed Asleep!! But in all honesty, it's better that he wasn't involved, he has the sensitive stomach, and I did not want to be cleaning up poop from the 10 mo, and vomit from a 28 yo!!

Moral of the story...DO NOT LET THE BABY SLEEP NAKED!!!
Naked sleeping baby - aww, so cute
Poopy diaper - icky
Poopy diaper all over baby and bed - nauseous mommy
Putting baby to bed in at laest a onesie - priceless learning experience

7 comments:

Team Carlson! said...

LOL! Stinkin' hysterical. Bo did that on my birthday when he was a baby! Such magic moments!

Love your blog!
Bree :)

Team Carlson! said...

LOL! Stinkin' hysterical! Bo did the same for me on my birthday when he was a baby.

Sigh, they're such givers.

Love your blog!

Bree

EvaMarieva said...

I laughed when I saw teh titel and then felt so sorry for you as I kept reading. Poor baby girl, that is no fun but i felt sorry for you the most. So much to clean up. I don't know if I could handle it!

Krystin said...

Bree!! You have to send me the info to your blog!! I would love to read yours too!

Happily Ever After said...

Fun stuff, eh? Good think Lilah is so cute!

Alexandra Robertson said...

Yeah it happen to me too... and by the way did you girl had poop by her mouth too?Mine did and i just stopped thinking at that moment!

Aira said...

Oh My Gosh! Never happened to me but i wont, never wish to happend..poor mommy!I love your blog!